Title is refering to last night and how fucking deaf I was when I got home. Let me give you the low-down as I listen to some Hollywood Undead. For those of you who don’t know, I was totally hell-bent on going to a party/show last night like all week. Who went? I did, duh. But for those of you who didn’t, that sucks, ’cause it was fucking amazing. Good good times, enjoyed it immensely. I’ll give you my entire Saturday now.
So let’s begin, got up at six or so, started moving some stuff inside my room. Then me and my dad spent the day going from my old house to my new house with random crap that the movers didn’t bring ’cause they were way too fragile. So we did that all day, then I ate at around…euh, seven I guess and called Marco. By 7:30pm I was at his house while he was sleeping…a little awkward, but who gives, the fucker works too hard. So ’round eight we left, he got pizza, and we got all the way to “Espace à louer,” otherwise known as the TURBOhaus. As soon as we got there we know it was going to be fucking wicked, everyone had a beer, the place was full of smoke and it was a small kind of room. Here’s the line-up that went down with my little opinion.
First to play at like 9:30pm was Madeline, the band I missed last week on Friday night. At first you wouldn’t think they were good because of the bad recordings they’ve got. I also would never have guessed that I knew the members, was pretty funny. So yeah, they started, and it was fucking wicked. Joey, the bassist, had really good bass lines for the songs and was completely into it, which I really admire. He really impressed me. Jay pulled off some sick solo while putting the guitar on his back and shit. Intense. Brian was half-drunk, but it’s all good. The vocalist wasn’t too shabby either. He started turning a little purple during the third song, but yeah, fucking wicked nonetheless. As for the drummer, he was really really wicked. Pierced nipples, I also think he threw a show. So funny. All’s to say that they were really good. I regret having missed them last Friday.
I just noticed that it took me like 40 minutes to write just my second paragraph because of fucking Facebook/MSN/Myspace. Goddamn man. Okay, back to what I was writing.
Next up was a band from Oreilia (if that’s how you spell it) who played a wicked ass set. I was hugely impressed. They had their shit together and the guitarist was amazing. Not just that, but the vocalist was great. He could scream and sing melodicaly! That’s major bonus points in Rob’s books. The bassist was a plucker, but that didn’t stop him from laying down some major stuff. The drummer had a wicked do, half shaved, then long on one side, bizarre. Me and Brian (guitarist for Madeline) talked with them outside for a while waiting for Trigger Effect to come on.
When Trigger Effect did come on, it was fucking fun. Alex’ guitar strap came off three times I think. Everyone was singing along. Some cracktard sprayed beer on everyone, which is a waste, but it was funny. They were really good. The vocalist had everyone under control and went at it real nicely. They are the one’s people should thank for the turbo lingo that’s going around. The TURBOhaus is their jam space, good fun place. By this time, almost everyone was drunk enough to see Fayne.
Ah man, Fayne, with Joe the singer. Holy crap, they are so fucking amazing these guys. Joe is a fucking beast. Jumping on the people, breaking it down while he’s on live. What a guy. Fucking monster. He has a great scream, not so good with the melody, but his enthusiasm makes up for it. He was the life of the show. The other band members are fucking wicked too. Their music is so well made. Just fits perfectly.
Fuck, I just realized I mixed up the order, Trigger Effect came after Fayne. Screw it, I’m too lazy.
Next were The Gorgeous, everyone’s fucking heroes. Everyone was singing along. I mean everyone. Everyone moshed. Then from there it was just so intense. Jordan, the vocalist, took a sip of a Heineken and smashed it on the floor. Hehe, everyone started slipping up and shit. Ugh, I would see those guys every weekend if I could. We poured vodka on Jordan too, hardcore stuff. Then I think the guitarist spat and almost got me in the face, but seeing as I’ve got super ninja reflex skills, I dodged the saliva. When they finished with one of my favourite songs, “Shy Guys,” they crowd surfed the guitarist. Great times, great times.
So those are the bands. But as for the party part. I grabbed a few asses for fun, chilled with Marco and Alex a lot. Talked quite a bit with Josh. Oh speaking of Josh, had a good moment with him right before The Gorgeous, went a bit like this:
Me: “Ah man, all this B.O. makes me feel like a real woman.”
Josh: “Man. You mean man, not woman!”
Me: “…did I say woman again? Fucking cross-dressers! Stop it!”
It was funny at the moment. Another thing that was funny is when a guy lubed Jay real nicely. Jay is the guitarist for Madeline. Anyways, was an awesome night, and I feel bad for everyone who wasn’t there. Sucks for you.
Now I’ve got a big week ahead of me in school and tomorrow I’m going to write that post I said I’d write during class or something. So that’s Rob’s Saturday night. And here’s the trivia: What did you do on your Saturday night? And how bad did the Selwyn dance suck?
Cheers,
Rob